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Cake day: August 31st, 2026

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  • An errant CEO can cost billionaires the value of their precious stock portfolio. Such a person must be fired. Fucking kids, however, can get many of them sent to jail; therefore all the other billionaire pedophiles must be protected so no one will confess who they fucked kids with… or ate them, or snuffed them, or whatever else they get off on.