Same here. Although that’s not my oldest.

No. I didn’t drink alcohol until 21, and didn’t try weed until 25.

The one and only time in my 50 years that I ever had a one night stand, we ended up married with four kids.

I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.

That escalated randomly.

No, that can’t be right…

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Right?

Blinding reading tbe blind in here.

Die.

That’s just a normal nobody.

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You guys, make sure to upvote Abbadon above, but don’t respond to him. It will drive him absolutely CRAZY.

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I quit college to start my own successful outsourced IT business but HR doesn’t give a shit.

At a sex positive meeting 11 years ago. She was there with her fiance and I was there with my fiance. We both thought each other were cute at the time, but we were busy with other partners. A few years later, she randomly messaged me on fetlife asking me out on a date. We’ve been together ever since. We just got married a few months ago.

I totally read that wrong, and thought it was a son transitioning to a girl, but it’s the other way around. That makes so much more sense now that I re-read it.

Much more important than learning the language is learning the culture of politeness. I highly recommend looking up non-clickbaity youtube videos that talk about how to behave in Japan for your first trip. The cultural differences are pretty strong.

Another unexpected delight was Aomori. It was nowhere near as cold as I expected, and we had the best fucking ramen I’ve had anywhere in the world, at this tiny little shop.

We didn’t go to the castle, we just wandered around in the city, and just found it delightful.

It’s not at all necessary. Google Translate works super well, and a lot of Japanese also speak English. Pretty much all the important signs are also in English.