the little guys

I don’t think landscapers like being called this.

But please don’t eat it!

In my defense, in addition to finding out after the fact that armadillos carry leprosy, I found out that the one I ate was roadkill.

I’m always disgusted at the prices food trucks charge vs. the quality of food they shit out.

Food truck food prices are indeed insane, but it’s even crazier how much the food trucks themselves cost to own and operate. It takes years of hard work running them before they even come close to paying for themselves.

Employee make line go down. AI make line go up.

Cheesesteak sandwiches (Philadelphia area). It’s just blocks of low-quality frozen meat fried up on a grill with some onions and cheeze-whiz (or provolone if you’re not insane). The bread is good but god damn. I used to live across the street from one of the more famous steak places in center city and the line outside was almost always more than an hour long, even in rain and snow. It just made no sense. WE HAVE FUCKING MUSEUMS AND SHIT!!!

I wonder if the people in that line would have been so keen to get their horsemeat sandwich if they’d walked through the neighborhood at 6 am and seen the clear plastic bags filled with sandwich rolls just dumped on the sidewalk in front of each restaurant (yes, that is how Amoroso’s delivers them). I went for a run early one morning and when I came back somebody had ripped open one of the bags and placed a roll under the windshield wipers of every car on South Street.

I really loved Staropramen when I was there but apparently that’s like the Bud Light of the Czech Republic.

I grew up in Ohio and we had shitloads of opossums. Also deer.

I’ve eaten armadillo (yes, it tastes like chicken). This was before I found out they can apparently spread leprosy to humans.

“Yo dog, I heard you like freedom so I gave you freedom from your freedom!”