Same. Used Reddit Is Fun for like 11 years or something. Haven’t looked back. The most I’ll do is search for an answer for something and check a reddit thread if it shows up in the results.

…why did I read the comments there… It’s always painful… Fucking mouths full of boots there.

Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.

She literally looks like “cartoon evil.” Like some Disney villain straight out of a movie… Gotta look the part I guess.

I’m always looking forward to new telescopes! With the way this disgusting excuse of an administration is going though I’m always afraid for the future of all remaining telescopes…

Gotta free up that budget to cut more billionaires taxes and throw more money at the military ya know?

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You get a tupo, you get a tupo! Everyone gets a tupo!

Time to order the diet BigMac, Diet Coke, and Diet Fried chicken! Who knew a diet could be so delicious!

Don’t cheap out on your Lamborghinis, just build a second garage for them or your refrigerator!

You don’t!? How else do you get cool jazz?

“let’s talk about Russia, Ukraine, Venezuela, Colombia, Mexico, Canada. Also, where’s my fucking Nobel Peace Prize!? I’m the president of peace! I think we’re going to have to do something about Mr.Nobel as well.”

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🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶

It’s the worst best thing that could happen. The midterms stop becoming about Mango Mussolini and Republicans unite in their mourning, supporting their candidates to “make things right again.”

I wish for his death every single day, but I feel like it would actually help Republicans for the midterms. :/

It’s not science, we don’t say “must have been Christianity” that brought the presents.

It’s Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It’s really just basic science.

For me “I don’t want to” is not a legitimate reason especially if it involves helping family. :/

Seriously? I have priorities man! I can do without the ice cream, but there’s no way I’m going without a baby on ice. What kind of life is that!?

Driving… I hate driving. Because I live somewhat far from where the family gathers I get volunteered to be the family taxi and go all over long island picking up people. Turns an hour+ drive into 3 and then back doing it all over. Bleh.

I live in a tiny garage “apartment” with only a washing machine, no dryer, and essentially “babies first refrigerator” too small to even keep a tub of ice cream in the freezer just so that I don’t have to live paycheck to paycheck.

He’s already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he’ll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn’t do immeasurable damage to the country…