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Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Truth is way more fucked up than fiction
121·3 days agoThe Russia connection is that we’re desperately trying not to talk about Epstein being a Mossad agent.
Yeah, my “digital ID” is literally a PGP key pair with the police as the authority. It’s like the government giving you a yubikey.
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•The European Union is becoming the world’s “quality of life” superpowerEnglish
382·17 days agoOh, it’s not because Europe got better, it’s because everyone else went to the shitter even faster!
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•Norway: Chinese-made electric buses have major security flaw, can be remotely stopped and disabled by their manufacturer in China, Oslo operator saysEnglish
2·19 days agoSo that’s why Beamer drivers don’t use blinkers!
Yes. And the point of the joke this meme is aping is that not even the anti-war, anti-imperialist Americans will concern themselves with the feelings of non-Americans.
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•Research: AI language models such as ChatGPT discriminate against East GermansEnglish
4·1 month agoWhat a lost opportunity.
“You see, I’m better than others, and my opinions are correct, whatever they are. I have never reflected on this.”
“You see, as you better, my opinion is above reproach by the likes of you. I am a progressive.”
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for ShutdownEnglish
21·2 months agoFrankly, me neither - you can take that narrative up with thread OP that brought it up. I’m just making fun of a scratched liberal.
“You see, the problem with racism is the statistics are incorrect. If the science behind it is solid, bigotry is actually fine.”
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for ShutdownEnglish
23·2 months ago…The stance being satirizedin the above comment is “American voters brought Trump on themselves by caring about Palestine”. How does Trump’s Gaza anything, in your mind, affect this?
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for ShutdownEnglish
410·2 months agoYou’re right. This is rightful comeuppance for not supporting Israel enough. That’s surely the correct take here.
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•Serbia Arrests Two Alleged Trainers of Moldova Election DisruptersEnglish
12·2 months agoAh, so, Serbia’s simultaneously a close ally of Russia and China, seeking to undermine democracies, and also an aspiring future EU-member, that France has a parade with. Truly the duality of man. And because they buy Chinese hardware you can tell how they’re a close Chinese ally , and because they buy Russian hardware a close Russian ally, and since they also bought French hardware… Really, looks like the only country they’re not-no, wait, here it is.
Repeating your assertions won’t make them true, nor will it make SNS less of an associate member of the EPP. This “dear Alexander” shit didn’t start with Uschi, nor is it just Europe doing it. China and Russia are not Serbia’s allies - but they do find it useful to have a backdoor into the EU. Likewise, the EU does not expect Serbia to actually join the EU - but then again, an EU member couldn’t house German migrants or French nuclear waste. And the yanks… Of course, all this requires someone willing to play ball, which requires a level of… flexibility (last half a dozen or so paragraphs are particularly interesting). It’s the exact same short-termism that resulted in Putin, except the costs outweigh any potential benefits so lopsidedly you kinda have to wonder if maybe there’s people in the EC who would like their own little squad of titushki at home.
Aqarius@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•Serbia Arrests Two Alleged Trainers of Moldova Election DisruptersEnglish
32·2 months ago…Yes, this is exactly, literally what I’m talking about. You can see the “dear Alexander” yourself, but you’ve been so thoroughly marinated in the “Russian ally” story it doesn’t even register as weird.
Serbia had a military parade some days ago. The French Airforce participated.


Leaning forward hides your gut.