Nah, cancellation resources are always minimal. Doesn’t make sense to pay for serious hardware to please people on their way out the door. Every service I’ve ever had to cancel has always been a maze and generally more annoying, slow, and cumbersome than the signup process.

I wonder if there are any horror movies about fan death as the theme.

Well, if there was an AI bot swarm to try to affect public opinion, and they needed to generate profile pics…