Twiki is that race of people with the tentacles on their heads. You’re thinking of Dr. Theopolis in ST:TOS “The Changeling”

I don’t have anything specific to show. But I am an aspiring author who took an old English Creative Writing assignment and turned it into a 16 book epic decades later. I should be ready for publication by the end of this year.

That leaves me out. I’m just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.

Can I substitute a steamroller?

They caramelized it first.