DearOldGrandma@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA joint at night, a coffee in the morning, and two bags under my eyes all the timelemmy.worldimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down11
arrow-up1211arrow-down1imageA joint at night, a coffee in the morning, and two bags under my eyes all the timelemmy.worldDearOldGrandma@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoTherapist: So it sounds like you’re tired all the time. Me: yes. Therapist: Are you sleeping well? Me: No. But when I manage to sleep well for a few nights in a row, I feel amazing. Therapist: Well it sounds like sleeping better would help a lot. Why don’t you tell me about your sleep routine? Me: Well, I usually go to bed late, and then spend several hours staring at my phone until my eyes are itchy and I feel like I’m about to pass out. Therapist: Oh. You shouldn’t do that. Me: I know. Therapist: You should skip the part where you stare at your phone for hours. Me: I know. Therapist: Okay, well our time is up. That’ll be $5000.
minus-square5in1k@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI wake up at three am and sit with my eyes closed until my alarm at 5:15. What do doc?
Therapist: So it sounds like you’re tired all the time.
Me: yes.
Therapist: Are you sleeping well?
Me: No. But when I manage to sleep well for a few nights in a row, I feel amazing.
Therapist: Well it sounds like sleeping better would help a lot. Why don’t you tell me about your sleep routine?
Me: Well, I usually go to bed late, and then spend several hours staring at my phone until my eyes are itchy and I feel like I’m about to pass out.
Therapist: Oh. You shouldn’t do that.
Me: I know.
Therapist: You should skip the part where you stare at your phone for hours.
Me: I know.
Therapist: Okay, well our time is up. That’ll be $5000.
I wake up at three am and sit with my eyes closed until my alarm at 5:15. What do doc?