- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
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Most cannibals: eat human flesh but claims they don’t
Most catholics: do not eat human flesh but claims they do
its just a mistranslation of
“if you aren’t blowing the homies goodnight, are you even living?”
he encourages oral sex obviously! the church scholars are such incompetent noobs
edit: life is obviously cum.
Real talk: Either this is some pagan ritual shit added later on by the Romans (like the polytheistic [Trinitarian] nature of Christianity and everything Paul said) or it was never meant to be taken even remotely literally. I’m going with the first one.
Ah yes, this ONE crazy nonsense must have been added later, unlike all the other bullshit.
Jesus talked about morals and duties, and used allegories (Sermon of the Mount). For anyone who can read, this is very noticeably bizarre to say the least, but maybe it just meant “you gotta really walk in my shoes”. Relax.
Sounds like transubstantiation to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know what it is, I’m questioning the origins since Jesus spoke sense and truth and was not of the superficial, ritualistic people (nobody intelligent is). It’s basically a blood rite, lol.
We cannot, with any authority, assert what jesus did or did not say if we assume catholic tradition is not reliable.
