Last night I had a “back in school” dream, only in this one, the McElroy brothers were helping me cheat on a project. Unsurprisingly, Justin was the most helpful. What weird ones have y’all had?
Recently, can’t remember shit. When I was younger I used to have nightmares (weren’t really scary, more so unpleasant) where my dick fell off. Also of other things falling off.
Every single night I have a strange recurring dream, where I am wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream…
Well, at least next year you’ll meet a dental hygenist with a spatula tattooed on her arm
I had one that my best friend’s fiancé started hitting me up. Freaked me out becuase they are lesbian and I am a man. That was honestly weirder than the one where I was doing a bicycle demolition derby against Goofy, Mickey Mouse, and Bill Nye
Doing product design and photography with someone I was close with. I often dreamscape my life if I had not been physically disabled. It is like alternate self universes, a haunting nightmare really.
I was sitting on a park bench with a giant bowl of grapes, slicing them in half with a butchers cleaver and eating them. I don’t really like or eat grapes…
I got fired for disabling our company VPN too often. Made me chuckle once I woke up.
I totally didn’t use Apple’s permission system to disable (not crowd strike, something similar) because it was breaking everything. In my hypothetical defense, everyone said that rollout was a disaster.
I went on a hike and stopped to get a soda. The soda store had a door where you had to tap your phone to open it. But first you had to put a credit on your phone. To do that there was a toy pig you had to feed and I couldn’t get it to work.
