The Grimace Went Down To Georgia
He was lookin’ for a shake to steal
The machine was in a bind and he was way behind, he was willing to make a McDeal.
When he came across this young man
Strawin’ on a fiddle and playin’ it hot
Grimmace jumped up on a burger stump and said “Boy, lemme tell ya what”
“I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle strawer, too. And if you’d care to take a Super-Sized dare I’ll make a bet with you.
Charlie Daniels looks so much like Charlie Daniels that I didn’t even have to know what he looks like to know this was him
mcdonalds always fuckin up my order i asked for shprite and they gave me clown juice
Me sliding the straw in and out of
a McDonald’s cupmy urethra.That’s… uhhhhhhhhhh How?
A sound question.
Catheter cowboy?
Clown juice!?!