Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
I’ll tell yah though. Ever since I got put on adderall, I’ve never been properly congested. Amphetamines do help keep your sinuses clear. So she wasn’t completely wrong.
Yeah adderall is the shit, I’d probably have taken her suggestion if it were just an addy but switching from the amphetamines to methamphetamine gets exponential. Adderall does do wonders for my chest when it’s congested. But then again, so does capsaicin
Pseudoephedrine is an amazing decongestant, and an ok stimulant, though with diminishing returns after a couple days in a row. Used to get it all the time in college when we couldn’t find something better. Called it “poverty Adderall”.