• Bgugi@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    When you were partying

    I read the fucking manual.

    When you were having premarital sex

    I mastered reading the fucking manual.

    While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

    I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

    And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      3 months ago

      You RTFM to have a sense of superiority over those that don’t

      I RTFM to avoid having to talk to another person

      We are not the same