linucs@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat are your favourite jokes and puns?message-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareWhat are your favourite jokes and puns?linucs@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square34linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoAn old guy is turning 100 so his friends decide to hire a prostitute for him to celebrate his birthday. She shows up and says to him “Are you ready for some super sex?” And the old guy thinks for a moment and says “…I will have the soup”
An old guy is turning 100 so his friends decide to hire a prostitute for him to celebrate his birthday. She shows up and says to him “Are you ready for some super sex?” And the old guy thinks for a moment and says “…I will have the soup”