Piggybacking off this to add more lightbulb jokes.
The best joke I’ve ever heard was delivered by a German friend with an incredible deadpan delivery
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
!“One. We are a very efficient people”!<
Another one!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
!None. They all just sit in the dark crying.!<
(I should clarify that I find this one funny because when I first heard it, it very much applied to me. I felt mildly attacked, but not in a hurtful way)
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Two, but I don’t know how they got in there.
Piggybacking off this to add more lightbulb jokes.
The best joke I’ve ever heard was delivered by a German friend with an incredible deadpan delivery
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Another one!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I should clarify that I find this one funny because when I first heard it, it very much applied to me. I felt mildly attacked, but not in a hurtful way)