• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      2 days ago

      “Excuse me, goat.”

      (Goat bleats)

      “With utmost respect, would you be so kind…”

      (Squeaky valve turning, gas hissing)

      (Goat bleats intensify at increasingly higher pitch)

      “Thank you, goat. Let’s explore the jungle together. Did you pack a lunch? I’m not 100% sure how this works.”