Yeah, my order was like 30 dollars not almost a grand.

You can only test it with the “dual expanding foam experiment”

We won’t know till we measure it

I was thinking of asking people their orientation but was afraid of collapsing the wave function and one of the crowd favorites was the wave pool

/s don’t take offense im only joking I support everyone of every gender and orientation

You misunderstood, it like quantum physics… Everyone who destroys a flock camera was at both of our parties at the same time

My understanding is lesbians or bisexual, and straight people were also present there right?

Anyone who damages these cameras was actually at my Halloween party, they had 2 drinks and were dressed as a hamburger. They slept here and left the next morning.

It’s probably the biggest dog food brand in the us

But how will he afford his fifth mega yacht?

I’ll accept death by snoo-snoo

I did, but I accidentally typed fucked amazonian woman so now I’m distracted…

Yeah but I did get the food.

My favorite is I ordered dog food. It was scheduled for 2 weeks (with prime). It arrived next day. Amazon still said it wasn’t shipped yet. To this day “expected delivery date is currently unknown” in the Amazon app. I ordered it in May. It does give me the option to request refund but I haven’t done it as the food was actually delivered and this seems like some employee forgot to scan the sticker at some point.

Are you under 30? If so it won’t last

Depends on how drunk

But then you should of done it on the bus, it takes time to reach blood…

Obviously unless you’re the bus driver, then you have start earlier

Why are you getting piss drunk at school?

I still remember one day, in like 2005. I was in a program where long story short I went to school for 1/2 a day, went to work as a network administrator for a credit union for the other half. I had a cell phone and the credit union had my phone number. This day I forgot to silence my phone. Now the credit union was pretty good and specialized in school workers. I was in my last class of the day and my phone rang. I looked at it, saw it who it was, silenced the ringer and let it go to voicemail. My teacher flipped his shit. Started accusing me of everything from cheating(it was a lecture, not a test) to drug dealing. I interrupted him and asked “do you bank with abc credit union?” he was thrown off his rant and said “yes but what does that have to do with anything?” so I simply responded “that was the vice president and cfo of your bank”. “you lie, it’s one of your scumbag friends” I took out the phone, called voicemail and first message started with “hey vrek, this is cfo name vice president and cfo of abc credit union…” this was his normal start of a phone call cause he mostly dealt with other corporations. My teachers face went white and had no idea what to say or do. He literally just ignored it, turned around and went back to lecture lol.

Just wanted to cause chaos and make op search it for a typo when there isn’t one

But you didn’t see the typo in this one?