Lord of the rings. I watched the whole trilogy of movies, and I tried to read the Hobbit. They’re all so boring, I don’t get the appeal.

Being naked is half the fun of being on Lemmy

You say less time to live like it’s a negative

You’ve found a reason for you to change who you used to be? A reason to start over new?

The one I’m most familiar with

That’s a green onion with hella flow, put them on the record.

As an elitist, speciest bastard, yeast aren’t an animal product. Veganism is about animal cruelty. If you want to start a new fungal rights movement, be my guest.

Because, like water, I too am angry

It’s like drinking static though, it’s lovely

If I ever auditioned for porn I hope someone would do this for me

I don’t like to recommend things to other people. I have terrible taste in about everything.

me irl

After my husband and I bought a house our realtor invited us over for pizza to celebrate. No joke, best pizza I’ve ever had.

Sounds like men should be buying ladies leggings then, push that ass up

I hope they broke up after that, that’s fucked up

I don’t see why people shouldn’t do things that let them enjoy their food more. I’m not the one eating it, it doesn’t matter whether I like it.

They should move to Alabama and experience the conservative rule they want. Then they should stay there.

We were in the same class freshman year in high school, and we were part of a group who always ate lunch together. The other students called us the freaks under the stairs, or FUTS, because of where our table was. Anyway he’d been crushing on me pretty hard, and I had a ton of fun hanging out with him. We started dating, got married around a decade later, and he still puts up with me today!

Not stupid at all, rice is delicious! I’m gonna be making some within the hour.

Eh oops, fair enough