Then you have to spend the rest of your life on HRT. And not having balls probably causes a lot of cis men dysphoria.

A smoothie and/or bagel with cream cheese.

On weekends, I usually skip it because I’m asleep. If I do make something, it’s for a date, so pancakes/French toast, eggs, and some fruit.

Also, alcoholics are real. My dad used to go through a 24 a day just to maintain. The liquor on top of that was to actually feel intoxicated.