More excited about the gold and copper wires in them.

I’m so close to being able to retire on all this clout I’ve amassed by not using AI.

I literally can’t read white on black text.

I don’t know why anyone likes it.

Car YouTubers.

Turns out I fucking hate cars.

Marijuana crabs.

“What if TV but bigger?”

I mean, not radical.

A pretty on-the-nose metaphor for Guy’s wife losing her grip on reality.

The seashell radio was more prescient. And insidious.

Look at how everyone now has their particular podcast poisoning their mind. And, often, body.

I think English teachers love it because they hate sci-fi and 451 is a love letter to classic literature and, outside of a robotic dog, not sci-fi.

You called her your wife, not your friend.

If she cut your hair, would you introduce her as your barber?

Oh wait, you don’t introduce her. 🙄

You know exactly what I mean and you’re being obtuse.

Why is she using WinRAR?

What are you doing, step-spouse?

Do you introduce her as your friend?

No one fucks their friends.

Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.

PRAISE JEBUS!

What’s the charge?

Sex in the stacks.

“Oh, Mr. Rochester, whatever will they think in Thornfield Hall?”