It’ll work for the rest of your life!

I must be doing something wrong then lol

Hmm but maybe some people especially like bisexuals so it balances out

All the more reason for AI to replace us! /s

Right next to the seahorse emoji

Nice, thanks!

Just in time to take an 8 hour shit

The left one or the right one?

Same lmao, it’s even worse when you’re the only one feeling like this

Could you share your routine? I’ve been looking to get into it

Pretty fitting to use a frame from this film

Sure but I think that’s the least evil evil thing they could do

Someone’s grandma is hot

He is a disorder

Ariana Serif

This fortune editor used a clickbait title, 2 years later says he’d do it again

How do they get the rubber out of the volcano?

Hmm what if it didn’t have the hello kitty logo?

Chaotic good

https://xkcd.com/927/