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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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    WASHINGTON—In a historic outcome that promised to halt the rising scourge of the United States in its tracks, America has defeated America at the ballot box, sources confirmed Wednesday. “After 248 years of tense and often divisive conflict, we can finally say, as of this morning, that the nation turned out at the polls and delivered a decisive blow to the nation,” said electoral analyst Kurt Howitzer, describing the results as a remarkable triumph of the democratic experiment over democracy. “It’s a stunning turn of events. But it really shows the power of one citizenry to come together and prevail over themselves. The message was loud and clear: We are sick and tired of our country, and we want it to end.” At press time, millions of emotional Americans had reportedly gathered on the National Mall in an impromptu celebration of their resounding victory over the forces of liberty and equality.





  • If they didn’t say “not a single one,” then I couldn’t break their argument with a very simple example of how that’s not true. Maybe we instead recognize that it wouldn’t be at the same pace of acceleration, but she had no interest in dismantling ICE as far as she stated. Even if she kept it at the same level as before means she’d’ve been keeping it at the level that Trump left it with.