Man who sharts in church, sits in own pew

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Elect a clown, expect a circus

I was trying to move a job site, well seasoned porta-potty with a Bobcat. I should have strapped it to the forks……….

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There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

A subscription fee to not do anything, what a bunch of criminals. What a fucked up country we live in now :(

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“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

For me it’s the Warty Ausinp+ on my heart, terrible thing to have :(

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I was totally being silly 🤪 but it kinda sounds like something someone would try lol

I think deaf people should be allowed a “hearing ear dog” that can listen for traffic etc for you. And you can bring it anywhere.

Nothing will grow above him for a thousand miles in every direction. Pure poison.

Last summer I told someone I wanted to talk to them ‘face-to-face’ and he asked me if that was an app :(

Nowhere is safe from kitty!!