Italian “anno” means year, “ano” means anus, so forgetting to pronounce the double consonant can be awkward.

“Ho trenta anni”= I am thirty, or I have 30 years.

“Ho trenta ani”= I have 30 buttholes.

For my English bonus points, although I think its more of a slang issue in the southern U.S., “naked” means without clothes and “nekked” means without clothes and horney or otherwise “up to something while nude.”

And now that I’ve typed that, things with lots of spike or horns can be described as “horny” while you can also use that word to describe being sexually aroused.

In a heartbeat. But alas, I am a wage slave in the U.S. there is no travel for me.

Recent Windows update caused secure boot issues on my kid’s laptop, wouldt get past BIOS without some fiddling.

Why does Windows suck so badly?