You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the list.

Unfortunately, there are assholes everywhere.

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

Yes but, what are we saving the daylight for?

Orphan Black. Tatiana Maslany should have won ALL the awards.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. One of the funniest comedies ever. Season 18 (EIGHTEEN!) being shot right now. But awards? They mean absolutely nothing to them.

I’ve tried it. I don’t get the appeal.

Gucci knock off

Cost plus drugs dot com

I’ve seen the Grateful Dead and Phish many times.

But others I’ve seen multiple times and would see again (if possible):

Paul Simon Stevie Wonder King Crimson Joe Walsh Santana Neil Young Weird Al Camper van Beethoven Jethro Tull James Taylor David Bowie

As a fellow night owl, I don’t need a sunset. Just let me enjoy the peaceful darkness.

The further north you are, the bigger the discrepancy between hours of light and hours of darkness becomes.

People didn’t like the fact that it was still nearly dark when they got their lunch break at work either.

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This is not your best work, Chris

The Magicians what at first blush seems like it would be a CW type Harry Potter knock off is actually a fantastic show with smart writing, interesting characters, drama, humor, suspense, action, fantasy…. First season is a little uneven at times but once it finds its footing early in season 2 it just keeps getting better for its entire 5 season run.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend originally developed for Showtime, this show actually DID air on the CW but might be the best thing they ever aired (despite not getting good ratings). You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll cry, and it’s a musical with over 120 songs in every style and genre imaginable and every single one is a banger.

New socks are always appreciated.