I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.

I think it was some TikTok conspiracy theory that started trending. I don’t know if people actually believe it or they’re just memeing, but I refuse to engage with those people regardless

At least you believe she was real unlike half the women on dating apps in this godforsaken state

The internet is a series of tubes, but unfortunately, I don’t understand plumbing

Uncensor those feet or so help me

Halo’s been dead for years. The corpse twitched with Infinite, but it’s still very much dead. I don’t care anymore. This feels like a shameless money grab anyways after they already remastered it once.

Looking forward to this allowing Microsoft to show a picture of a PS5 and use it in their “This is an Xbox” marketing push though. That’ll get a nice little gust of air from my nose

This shit drove me wild when I was using ChatGPT more frequently. It’d be like “do you want me to re-phrase that in your voice?” and then type some shit out that I’d never say in my damn life. The dashes were the worst part

This is literally such a tone deaf press release that I think I’m about to add them to my list of brands to avoid at all cost. Just out of spite

…however when you eat 40 in one sitting

Coward. I use both. And then salt the fuck out of it. Every meal takes a year off my life, but fuck if I’m not enjoying the ones I’m left with

Nyo fank u, iz full :3