Josh Johnson said it’s like Mamdani found the “make government work” button that nobody else wanted to press.

Can’t wait to see a pub all chanting “We’re voting for Binface!”

Also, autocorrect changed Binface to abundance so what does that tell you

Only by using a significant amount of power and water

Dude took Zardoz way too seriously

We also genocided ourselves in prehistory

Prior to those institutions, right around the birth of agriculture, 90% of men were killed. There are massive pits of Neolithic people murdered in this war.

The best summary of it I’ve heard is “everyone here waited wayyy to long before talking to a lawyer”

If we teach kids to think critically it will undermine all the zero tolerance policies

Only two years left before I can flee the suburbs and actually see stars.

Real glad I may have allegedly acquired a printer at some point in the last six years.

Allegedly.

He will be remembered for that reaction and his contribution to pig husbandry

I guarantee the salespeople said the weight meant they were built well

Fun fact: Clothes washers actually do have concrete weights in them to help damper spin oscillations:

Source: The Secret Life of Machines

Big “SHOYGU!” energy

Precisely. They’ve extracted the violence inherent in the system.

I’m just saying if you can get a bunch of guys dressed the same in one place with confederate flags you can get them there with guns.

Low key would be in this pit

They’ll go straight Mr. Burns on you

The main problem is that they can’t get as big on land so there’s not much meat on the exoskeleton.

There was a rule back in the 90s that the more words were used in the title of the software the worse it was. Adobe Photoshop was good. Corel DrawMaker 3.5 for Windows 98 Special Edition was crap.