Phantaloons

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Idols can be negative. Trump actively makes me dislike Christians more by way of being a bad example.

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

Ew, Dasani?

puts it back

Fish, gator, tegu and croc leather don’t have those downsides. Three are invasive and the other’s skin is usually discarded.

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

Republican plan (add water):

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

Throw the rich off a cliff and liquidate their assets and net worth. was a bit too harsh, but whatever we have to do.

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