What about the possibility of an Iranian cyberattack?! Uh oh, spaghettios!

Fuck Reddit.

He done fucked MAO!

Fuck, that’s a terrifying thought. Bring on the panic attacks! Yay!

I made my first ever political campaign donation just last week! I already knew I was voting for AES, but after his Chris Hayes interview, I literally stopped what I was doing at work and made a contribution! :) I rooting for all three of them! If I had more, I’d donate more.

Dude, this is sooo cool! As a Ninja Turtle, I LOVE this!

I should report this! Where’s the warning!?! Unreal… 😂

I mean, I do kinda feel bad for Mrs. Dell. She’s wouldn’t have ever of been my cup of tea, but she was cute at a time. Now? Well, now she looks like a store mannequin, with heavy ass thick sharpie eye-liner. She’s gotta know that she looks…. Erm… like a freak, right? Like she could be a character in Outlast Trials.

On another note, I thought Kim was looking very bullfrog-ish. Watching a clip of Kimmel and he said the same damn thing! About spit out my drink! Glad we are on the same page.

Lauren, she’s a piece of shit! Straight up. I think she’s the most dangerous out of all of them. I know she’s giving bozos a hell of a show, though. Can’t blame the nerd for that. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Mackenzie is by far, and forever will be, the better woman!

Loomer… what a fucking train wreck that nasty bitch is. She’s fucking HIT! If I were stuck on a remote island with just her and humanity at the brink, I’m ripping my dick off! I’ll make an attempt to catch a fish for my last meal and promptly end my existence. ✌🏼

Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattles me

It’s always polite to ask anyways!