Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

     ~Mitch Hedburg~

Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Well no treats for that fucker then!

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible

There’s no need for the jury to retire

In all my years of judging, I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law

The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with the urge to defecate

Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

Tear down the wall

You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!

Come on now

I hear your feeling down

Well I can ease your pain

And get you on your feet again…

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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

I say get high all you want, just don’t come back here and tell this fool about it!

This is a very graphic meme!

Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?

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Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

Still nothing but right trash!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!

Listen, I was raised on the banana scale so all this talk is foreign to me!