If you’re not bothered by your conscience and you’re not worried about being put on trial after the Trump regime collapses, you can join the American Gestapo: they’ll give you all of $50k to leave your humanity at the door and turn into a beast, and ruining other people’s lives by kidnapping them in the street at gunpoint like a common thug isn’t really work.
i second this but do it as badly as you possibly can while still qualifying for the $50k bonus; that way you can gum up the gestapo’s works as much as possible while still making money.
If you’re not bothered by your conscience and you’re not worried about being put on trial after the Trump regime collapses, you can join the American Gestapo: they’ll give you all of $50k to leave your humanity at the door and turn into a beast, and ruining other people’s lives by kidnapping them in the street at gunpoint like a common thug isn’t really work.
i second this but do it as badly as you possibly can while still qualifying for the $50k bonus; that way you can gum up the gestapo’s works as much as possible while still making money.
Kidnapping sounds like a lot of work. Sounds exhausting.