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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Apes smart

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Apes smart

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    Return to monkey!

  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    they did not “stop evolving”, thats not how it works

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    Ape together make union!

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    not how evolution works.

  • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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    I would say, from all Apes on earth, we are the only ones who are working 8 hours for living.

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    They didn’t. They keep evolving different way than human. Ape evolution is slow. We can’t see it due to our preception of time. They just seem to exist as is and the gene pool is quite narrow.

    • BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca
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      nah man it’s cause they peaked

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    They didn’t stop evolving. Neither did humans.

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      Some humans did

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    The human/gorilla common ancestor walked upright on two feet. Humans kept it, gorillas evolved towards foot/knuckle walking.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      some of us humans (such as me) are heading back toward knuckle walking

      • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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        Video or it didn’t happen

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          no need. I have a recumbent tricycle and used to snowboard. i’m literally a knuckle dragger

          • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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            Now I definitely need a video for that recumbent tricycle

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    11 hours ago

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    I remember reading somewhere that the indigenous people of a SE Asian country believed that orangutans could speak, but chose not to because they would be forced to work if humans found out

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      OooOok

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      This is different but sort of the same energy.

      I asked my dad one time “Wouldn’t it be awesome if we didn’t need to sleep?”

      And he go wide eyed with a horrified expression on his face and said “Hell no, can you imagine how much they’d make you work??”

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      I feel like even if that was untrue in the past, it’s definitely not untrue today

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        it’s a good myth. i like that the tooth fairy is a raccoon. i’m not sure why. i just like the image of it. got the right size hands.

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    WE are apes too, so they did evolve and have to go to work.

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      so like divergent evolution. there was a common ancestor. we evolved to go to work. they were smart and evolved to be communal banana eating tree peoples. fucking geniuses.

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    ACKSHUALLY that’s not how evolution works.
    It’s not a linear process with the goal of developing intelligence.
    It’s a linear process with the goal of developing crabs.

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      THANK you

      all hail crab god

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      Forget about returning to monke. March sideways unto crab. 🦀

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        But… monke!

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          No more butt monkey!

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      There is a game about that https://store.steampowered.com/app/3526710/

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        :3

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    i know it’s a joke. but every animal alive is just as evolved as us. that includes apes (which we also are), zebras, fish and earthworms.

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    Stone age bonobo

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